Confession: Eating Something Bad

"Once I ate the worst thing ever! I have eaten bad things before but never as bad as what I'm about to tell you. I once ate a piece of kibble. I just wanted to try it because my dog eats it, so I did. It was terrible! It tasted like bad cardboard. I'll never, ever, in my whole life, eat kibble again.
PS. please don't tell my mom about this."