Friday, May 21, 2010

The Prince of Where?

I haven't written in a while because I have been going non-stop. I keep thinking about another experience we had on our Philadelphia trip. We took the kids on a duck tour, and on the tour they play music. In the midst of pointing out the historical sites, the tour also points out pieces of popular culture within the city. They point out where Will Smith's father lives (I know...very educational). Anyway, they started playing the song for the "Fresh Prince of Bel Air." The tour guide asked the kid if they knew where the song was from. Not ONE kid knew! How old did I feel? Also, even after we explained to them that it was a TV show. There was one kid who was like, "oh, and old fashioned show." And, now my favorite reaction, "What country is that prince from?" Also, for the record, Full House is now on Nick at Night. Shocker!

Saturday, May 8, 2010

I leave you in charge...

I forgot this other field trip interaction that made me laugh. We were boarding the buses to go home. As this one boy, who's dad was a chaperone, was walking on the bus, he grabbed my hand and said: "Ms.F, I'm leaving you in charge of my dad. Make sure he gets on the bus, okay?" His dad and I were laughing about it on the way ride back. He was like, "I want you do know that it is not like I've ever gotten lost or anything."

BTW, has anyone noticed that most of my stories are about boys? I was thinking about this today. I think I just don't get men at all, and it must start even from an early age.

Friday, May 7, 2010

All You Can Eat & Mother's Day

It is a crazy time of year! I feel like I say that a lot, but I really mean it this time ;). There is just so much going on at school. Thus, I'm more tired and have less energy to sit and type. Here are some highlights of the week:

We took the kids on the dreaded Philadelphia trip. I avoided a few fiascos before the trip by grouping my unusual group of kids appropriately. I also didn't let another colleague get away with trying to give me a couple of troubled children that aren't my own. Poor planning or vindictive behavior on her part, you decide!

Anyway, on the trip, we take the kids to an all you can eat dining place. As we are walking in, one of my boys and I had this interaction:

Boy: Ms. F, I don't want to go in.
Me: Why not?
Boy: Because I don't know how much I can eat.... I don't want them to get mad at me if I can't finish.
Me: What do you mean?
Boy: Well, you said it is all you can it, and I don't know what to tell them about what I CAN eat.
Me: Sweetheart, do you know what 'all you can eat means?'
Boy: I think so...
Me: So you know that you can take whatever you want and eat however much you want?
Boy: Really?
Me: Yup
Boy: See ya!

I was surprised he took "all you can eat" so literally.

So on to Mother's Day: I really try to have the kids acknowledge aspects of people or events they appreciate. It has been easier with some than others. After getting back so late from our Philadelphia trip (9:15...I got home at 10:30), we made our Mother's Day cards as a mellow start to our next day. The requirements were to be specific in your complements. Here are some of my favorite lines:

1) "I love you when you appreciate me for all of my amazing qualities. You really know just how great I really am." Can we say obnoxious?!

2) "Thank you for always smelling great (that's more than I can say about Dad)." Poor Dad, getting knocked down while Mom is being built up.

3) "Mom, my favorite thing about you is your food." I am convinced now that this kid only thinks about food.

4) "Dear Mom, I'm sorry for all the times I've been rotten." This was just cute to me.

5) "No one vacuums the house the way you do." That's some talented vacuuming.