I left school today laughing out loud as I drove away. I had to speak to four of my boys who are in an after-school program at school and are misbehaving. As I was talking to them about their behavior and what is expected of them, one of my boys interrupted me with:
boy: "Excuse me."
Confused, I said, "excuse you for what."
boy: "just being polite because some silent gas slipped out.
It was hard for me to keep a straight face...somehow I did!
That interaction was followed this afternoon at the house of the girl that I tutor. This girl has a way of speaking honestly. I noticed something stank, but I didn't draw attention to it. We were working on some math homework, and she looked at me and said:
girl: "ooo! I can't even concentrate because my feet smell so bad. Do you smell them?"
me: "Is that your feet? Wow! You need to really scrub those in the shower tonight."
girl: "you mean like with soap?"
Today was a day of smells...
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